Tazer
0.01 | Daniel Hammond | Entertainment

Release Date: 10/22/2008

The iPhone has been touted as many things, but never a safety device
until now (unless you consider chucking your precious $199 device at
an assailant). This application mimics the electroshock device the
Taser(R) and develops a nice spark and associated zapping sound.

While it may not cause neuromuscular incapacitation it will certainly
render your victim/assailant shocked to realize the iPhone being used
as a non-lethal weapon. The economics makes sense. At $0.99 for this
app vs. $299.99 for the base model of the real thing the expected
value works out in your favor.

Potential Uses for the App

1. Pretend like you have a real Taser(R) – c'mon it works for all
the light saber toting Star Wars nerds
2. Frighten young children – Self-explanatory and guaranteed hours of fun
3. Taking down epileptics – Let's face it, this is going to cause
them less pain than a real Taser(R)
4. Threaten the homeless – The economic downturn threatens to
create more of these individuals
5. For protection – In the off chance that you come across a brown
bear(only specie of bear affected by this app) or would-be mugger, it
will scare them off.
6. Insert any alcohol, substance or mind altering conditions that
will make for a funny encounter

Disclaimer

1. We are not liable if you are stabbed, maimed or otherwise hurt
in situations where a real Taser(R) should be used in lieu of this app
2. Taser(R) is a registered trademark of TASER International, Inc.
We are in no way affiliated with this company and are simply using the

TAGS: many things, economics, encounter, star wars, light saber, taser international inc, electroshock device, star wars nerds, economic downturn, epileptics, safety device, base model, off chance, assailant, lethal weapon, brown bear, specie, homeless, alcohol

$0.99

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